You're John FREAKING Peck!
- Alexandra: it's because you're John FREAKING Peck..
- John: this is why I love you. unless this is sarcasm. the stfu.
- Alexandra: that was major sarcasm. but im glad that you are really only friends with me for the confidence boosters
- John: girl you're the antithesis of a confidence booster. but i love you anyway. that says a lot.
- Alexandra: hahaha i love you too john, but only on fridays and saturdays :)
- John: oh. thanks.